Peruse any nursing blog, and you’ll see endless posts about “the case of the missing pens.” Good pens are one of the hottest commodities at the nurses’ station. Doctors steal them, administrators underestimate how many to stock, and nurses hoard them.

Not anymore! Nurses on the popular Facebook group “Surviving Nursing School with Nurse Angie” are going crazy over these hilarious pens available on Amazon. Called “Borrow My Pen,” the package is marked with the tagline, “Pens guaranteed to leave an impression…”

Take a peek at the complete list, and you’ll surely giggle.

Hopefully, your coworkers will be cautious of stealing a writing utensil that’s “proof” of having visited an electrolysis facility or a pet taxidermy service.

Do you have any hacks for hanging on to your pens?